you who, yoohoo
why don't i like people?
because laine. there is no one out there to like
now if you're reading this you should assume i don't like you
no im just kidding
i just don't like you at 12:14 am tuesday morning
but i'll like you again real soon
not this soon
sometimes i wish i wrote for a column in a paper
tonight my latte was burned to a crisp. one more reason to dislike epic cafe
do you want to know what i did this weekend?
i went tubing on the salt river and it was so dirty
i think there was poop in the water. and marshmallows were following us
lots of drunkies passed out and throwing up
lots of fat people in bikinies. well just fat girlies. bikinis. i can spell!
not just chubby girls. fat fat girls. but whatever at least they're comfortable with their bodies
god knows i am not. nor are most of the rest of us. i suspect
i need the school year to begin. because!!!!!! since you asked. i am tearing out my eye lashes this summer in utter boredom and stagnancy (is that a word!?) i think i've been using the word stagnant too often
i've reorganized my room. it is a disaster right now. but at least have a place to sleep now
i want to go to of ontreal. montreal
but i fear that we wil end at eleven and my bicycle will take me there by eleven thirty and then the show will be over?
i need the school year to start because
a) i will have something to do daily. like a schedule and it will make me for worthwhile.
b) it will mean winter is coming
c)i can't wait to go to school in the dark
d)will i be ablet o wake at seven am every morning?
e) i enjoy thursday evening poetry club meetings
f) school will be crowded and i can become invisible and listen to people's conversations and get lost. and steal things from people's pockets. i've probably done that to you.
g) (i just did the alphabet in my head) i will learn more and not have to run through the alphabet in my head. i will always know what letter comes next h)can i skip working at safeway in july please?
i) today i almost thought i was looking forward to seeing you. our intellectual conversations. where you talk and i listen and then i get to make side notes to your novel. yes that is it. i was little margin writings in your life's novel. or your words and thoughts. but please dont think that you can love me purely from far away. and not hurt me. it will make me put a pillow to my face, but maybe first to yours. you'd like that though, we'd be like robin and miriam.
j) i had a dream recently where i had sex with woody allen in a pool. then he turned into harrison. ht barkley. weird!! and we ate snack foods in a kitchen and waited for his mom to come home.
k) last night i hdreamt that i fake got married to daniel but then he turned into scott from the play and we went up some neat/scary stairs and there was a women at a booth. more like a young girl maybe and there were flowers and two twin beds and a nice headboard.
l) left for laine and libby
m) my bologna has a first name. but it's boar's head. which is why i like bashas but will shop at safeway tomorrow. i'll never eat your processed lunch meats!!!
n)nobody's faster than bobby cakes. that's a good story and i'll tell you if you ask
o) optomotrist. i cannot spell. i want glasses!
p) peterson. peter's son. nope i'm a girl and my dad's name is david. lynch!! he's my fatha
q) i'm going to have a smokea fter this. my cloves kicked someone's ass this weekend. this guy's ass. i dont like the word ass.
r)rich people are frugal. i am not. hellen is rich and i will buy money trees from her.
s) sunday is our first show for a paid audience. it's seventeen dollars or maybe eighteen. i plan on being real good. then i'm going to buy a playboy. t) tonsils. i hope you don't have to have your tonsils removed courtney. i'll pray for you. wait do you believe in god courtney? shhhhhhh. i hope not
u) underwear. brown and pink with an elephant on it. oh the discoveries i made today. thanks for giving me back some of my clothes lila. even though i ate your strawberries.
v) very very. should go in front of adjectives not really. okay.
w) webster's dictionary. i think i'll marry someone named webster. if i marry at all. which i hope/suspect abhor and think i shall not
x) and y will not be better than xo. cause coldplay is never better tahn elliott smith
y)am i still typing? beacuse i figured i'd go through the alphabet/ why are you still reading? because you like me more than i like you. no probably not. i love everyone. there see now i like you again.
z)wants to know if outside is safe and when it's good to take time off and live. live live live.